Strange News, once again….
When Travis Frey, 33, was charged in Council Bluffs, Iowa, in February with kidnapping his wife, she gave police a "Contract of Wifely Expectations" that he had allegedly written for her (subsequently published on TheSmokingGun.com, which called it a contract "for the ages"). In painstaking detail, the husband prescribed the micromanagement of her life, including what she would wear in public and to bed and the exact times she would be available for specified sexual relations. Instructions on hygiene and body-shaving were given. Eight explicit, non-subservient wifely reactions were banned. She could earn "Good Behavior Days" with exemplary performance but would lose them on specified misbehaviors, including complaining about the contract. [KETV-TV (Omaha), 2-6-06] [TheSmokingGun.com, 2-17-06]
~Oh BARF~ Are you freaking kidding me?? Okay, I’m sorry but somebody please tell me who the h*ll is gonna sign this stupid “Contract of Wifely Expectations”?? I honestly cant figure out who better deserves the Bozo button here, the guy who wrote it or the woman who signed it……sounds me to me like they just might deserve each other.
The ever so single, shorter hair than ever, old man magnet!