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I did not go on the non-date, date.  He called at almost 7:00 that evening and I had already left to go do something else.  He then called the following day but my cell phone was on vibrate in my purse and I didn’t get the call till a few hours later.  When I see him today I will reschedule for one day this week……I promise Tricia! 

 

I did make it to the beauty shop to have my eyebrows waxed.  I love how this little lady does my eyebrows but I swear she has this horrible breath.   I just want her to eat a mint or something before she leans all over me breathing directly into my face. (PU)  I tried to hold my breath but I started to get dizzy and I than began to fear I might pass out…….lord I might wake up and have her trying to do mouth to mouth on me……eww@ just the thought. 

 

After getting my eyebrows done, I realized that having my eyebrows waxed right before a date isn’t a good idea either. Not only do I get really red everywhere they put the wax, this time I got a couple welts over my left eye……..I am sure Russell would have been polite about it but I actually looked like I had just found a hornets nest……. 

 

We went to Sierah’s game Friday night and Marcus “The Dork” boyfriend was there too…..on the other side of the gym rooting for the school he graduated from……no problem, right?  Wrong.  He didn’t cheer for Sierah.   He could of sat over there but also clapped for Sierah when she got a block shot or basket!!  I understand the school alliance thing, but ………  That was SoooOOoo not nice of you Marcus.  You lost so many brownie points with me for that.  Calling to say you were sorry after the game did NOT help!  Your approval rate has now dropped about 30% and this may take lots of bribery to repair…….

 

Oh did I mention she had a GREAT game and also SHUT DOWN Danielle (zero points the first half while Sierah guarded her) who was recently given a full ride scholarship to Notre Dame for basketball.  (She is a nice kid and one of Sierah’s friends……Go Danny!….but I am forced to use her to rub it in Marcus’s face.)  What about all that stuff you talked before the game?  Hummmm?  We beat them last year AND this year….gonna sit on the South Side, side next year?    You better dingleberry…….!!  FYI:  You have been demoted from dork to dingleberry…….

 

Yesterday brought us warm weather (40 degrees is considered warm right now) so I decided to shut off the furnace, have a fire in the fireplace, send all the dogs out into the yard to play and do some spring cleaning…….my poor kids didn’t know what hit them…..they ended up spending most of their  Sunday cleaning the house. 

 

Trash goes today and the trash at our alley looked some someone was moving out……not to mention the 6 bags of clothes in the back of my car for the goodwill.  Ahhhhhh……but now I feel so much better!  Thanks kids…….and Sierah I DID notice you slipped outta there awful early……Left with the dingleberry…….your approval rating is now slipping too!  You two better get with the program.

 

All went well yesterday until one of the kids let all of the dogs back in right after I mopped the kitchen floor……..kids & dogs…..gotta love em! 
 
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8 Comments

  1. I was expecting to read all about your "non-date"… ;)I hear ya on the bad breath thing. I once had to work with a co-worker who not only had bad breath, but BAAAD BREATH!! (There’s a difference!) It was impossible to work on a project with him. I was the new kid on the block, and everyone laughed when I mentioned how hard I found it to work with him. Seems he was infamous on the breath issue. Now I consider myself to be a tolerant person, but this was one time I thought managment should step in! PU! One thing I learned though – and this might help you next time you go in to get your eyebrows waxed – if you can train yourself to breath through your mouth only, you won’t be able to smell the smelly smell! 😉

  2. Oh god….bad breath makes me ill…I’m paranoid of having bad breath- I have spray/mints/gum in my purse all the time. I used to work with this chick, she would lounge near my desk every morning for chat time and BLAH all I could smell was bad coffee and onion/garlic from her bagels. Gag.Cleaning is like therapy, but only when it’s finished and you can look around and feel good about it 🙂

  3. Why your non-date guy has bad manners- He should have set a time he was going to pick you up or at least called you- Waiting to call you at 7 PM – Bad manners-maybe you should think hard about him. I know your friend is going to kill me for saying this. He may be a nice guy tho just bad communication-Will you come clean my house?Denise

  4. uhhhh you didn’t use your cell as an excuse to miss the poor guy’s call, did you???? I mean, you sounded like your feet were getting cold anyway…. BUt on the other hand.. if our guy was really on top of his game, he would have already had you locked into his schedule…. an exact time.. (at least that’s how AI would have got down…) I’ll pick you up at 7… and been on time too!!!congrats to Sierah for shutting down the "star"…maybe this is a dumb guy question, but what’s a eyebrow wax????

  5. Beverly~ I will breath through my mouth next time…..maybe I should eat something stinky first and see what she thinks. lolNJaney!~ Hey you! Where ya been? 🙂 Cleaning is great therapy, I swear it is. Denise~ Yes I also have an issue with the time thing. I guess in his behalf, he had orientation for a new job that day and didnt know when he would be done….that is the only reason we didn’t have a set time. I am really funny about that stuff……Kinghannibal1 ~I did kind of have cold feet but me giving my daughter my cell when she was alone at a B-Ball game is normal. You are right about the time, bet he wont try that again with me….nor will I allow it. Sierah plays a game again tonight, I hope this one is as good as the last one!……….Oh, the eyebrow wax……pure torture. Hot wax applied to my too hairy eyebrows then ripped out all at once……just be glad you are a man! :)L

  6. u had me chuckling on the bad breathe when getting your eye brows waxed! I feel the same way… makes me wish i could tell them to eat mints instead of rice 2 minutes before waxing my eyebrows… LOL

  7. Oh, Laura, how you crack me up.For giggles, go look up "dingleberry" at urbandictionary.com You will laugh and laugh.Kelly

  8. that was the gayest thing ever


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