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Cute joke:

 

An elderly man in South Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was fixed up nicely with
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, some apple trees and a few peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he had been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. When he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We’re not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and said, "I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I’m here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story: Old Men Still Think Fast! 

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2 Comments

    • ♥Dirt-Angel©♥
    • Posted September 28, 2005 at 1:29 pm
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  1. Haha! I know a few people who will like that one – thanks for posting it!


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